You know you're paleo when...

It takes 5x longer to explain your order to the waitress than the average person

You don't know what the middle aisles at your grocery store look like

You know the difference between coconut oil, coconut milk, coconut butter, and coconut cream

                                       You're willing to spend $10 on a bag of almond meal

Your man eats salads everyday

You get excited about bags of romaine at the farmers market

You eat eggs in the following ways on a daily basis:hard boiled, fried, soft boiled, scrambled, and poached 

                                You buy 4 bags of spinach and 2-3 bunches of bananas per week

You consider cooking liver and oxtail